“Banham Security”, Southwark”: silver-grilled
“Banham Security” burglar alarm, Southwark • Before Banham developed their shield-shaped sounder they used all sorts of box styles, but this is the only shiny silver-grilled one I’ve found, and in...
View Article“Beanacre Alarms”, Frome: rural old bean
“Beanacre Alarms” burglar alarm, Frome • Just what you’d expect to find in the rural West Country, Beanacre is an obviously botanical name, as it sounds like an acre you grow beans on. And sure...
View Article“Gardner”, Gloucester: wrong kind of gardener
“Gardner Security” burglar alarm, Gloucester • Finally, a gardener to keep up with all these botanical sounders – though one with poor spelling, and in possession of a lion. I assumed it was this...
View Article“OxLox Alarm Systems”, Oxford: baton sounder
“OxLox Alarm Systems” burglar alarm, Oxford • Today I start a brief run of what, until someone tells me their proper name, I can only call “baton” sounders – these long, slim, rather elegant boxes,...
View Article“Civic Alarms”, Oxford: 1970s classic
“Civic Alarms” burglar alarm, Oxford • I like the way the red circle here suggests a “stop” sign, but also echoes the red bulb above it. It’s just one of many differently-designed Civic alarms from...
View Article“Anglia Property Guards”, Norwich: not Alan Partridge
“Anglia Property Guards” burglar alarm, Norwich • Strictly speaking this monogram reads AGP, rather than APG, although the G is pretty indecipherable. It’s just as well they spelled the whole name...
View Article“Jaguar Alarms London”, Wandsworth: holey cat
“Jaguar Alarms London” burglar alarm, Wandsworth • Presumably this minimalist and somewhat holed Jaguar is a vintage remnant of the Acton-based Jaguar Alarm Company featured here – a company later...
View Article“Glo Bell”, Westminster: self-referential
“Glo Bell” burglar alarm, City of Westminster • Sporting Edward Benguiat and Victor Caruso’s ever-popular Bauhaus font from 1975, this is the only red “baton” sounder I’ve ever found. I’ve seen quite...
View Article“Xtal”, Wandsworth: deprecated electronica
“Xtal” burglar alarm, Wandsworth • XTAL – what a brilliant sci-fi-sounding acronym, albeit unexplained. London’s 01 area code only lasted until 1990, so unless Xtal’s proprietor was deeply into...
View Article“Property Guard”, Westminster: wonky sentry
“Property Guard” burglar alarm, City of Westminster • This wonky sentry was found next to a dingy net-curtained window in the red light area of Soho, so I won’t speculate what kind of property his red...
View Article“Arlescourt Security”, Camden: hand of glory
“Arlescourt Security” burglar alarm, Camden • Severed hands are a popular image on burglar alarms, and quite apart from reminding thieves what appendage they might lose under sharia law, it’s an...
View Article“Sprint”, Camden: city speeding
“Sprint Security Systems” burglar alarm, Camden • If your burglar alarm goes off you need help fast, so it’s not surprising that swiftness is a popular security theme. This superb vintage Sprint,...
View Article“Swift Alarms Supplies”, Westminster: fast flier
“Swift Alarms Supplies Limited” burglar alarm, City of Westminster • There are billions (approx) of security firms featuring birds, but this is only the second Swift I’ve found – the other one is...
View Article“Security Express”, Camden: slanty-edged
“Security Express Alarms” burglar alarm, Camden • Bearing the ever-popular shield trope, this slanty-edged bell box is a type that was once quite popular – indeed, it’s still a common sight on old...
View Article“Britannia”, Southwark: patriotic lion
“Britannia” burglar alarm, Southwark • I end the Roman Britain theme as I began, with Britannia – I never tire of their swinging sixties-style logo, which wouldn’t look out of place in a Paul Smith...
View Article“Krypto Security”, Lambeth: Dracula’s castle
“Krypto Security” burglar alarm, Lambeth • Yet another Krypto – I love Krypto sounders. Especially this nicely-drawn design, which sports a proper turreted castle (unlike yesterday’s prisony thing)...
View Article“Bastion Protec Systems”, Dorking: defensible space
“Bastion Protec Systems” burglar alarm, Dorking • One of the very few “defensible space” sounders without an image on it, the name Bastion helpfully sums up all the alarms in this section. A bastion...
View Article“Rampart Security”, St Albans: un-illustrated
“Rampart Security” burglar alarm, St Albans • Apart from Bastion, this is the only fortification alarm featured that doesn’t actually picture its defences. It’s pasted over a vintage Shorrock, unless...
View Article“LanGuard Alarms”, Brighton: deja vu
“LanGuard Alarms” burglar alarm, Brighton • And another vintage shield-bearer – I guess shields were popular in the olden days. It’s very similar to yesterday’s box, but with a bulb. Is that Lan as in...
View Article“The Security Centre”, Newham: basic shape
“The Security Centre” burglar alarm, Newham • And so the shields get ever more basic. This is a similar shape to the SIS effort, yesterday – but at least it’s not filled in with biro. • Spotted:...
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